Me of course!
What have I been up you ask...well I have only gone and won the world fence pulling down championships with 3 days in a row and only six posts left standing on one occasion.
***** takes a bow*******
I decided to go for it last Tuesday...the grass on the other side of the electric fence looked so juicy...eat me, eat me it was calling......so what's a boy to do? The fence only gives you a quick bite and then it's okay but old wuss features declined eating the grass even after I pulled nearly the entire fence on the floor for him. Said he wasn't hungry....thought it might get him really but I went along with it...more for me that way!
Mum slave was a little cross when i greeted her at the gate, you'd have thought she'd have pleased at the welcoming committee but rather she stamped and screamed and generally had a tantrum, something about being pitch black and late for work????? Murph stood there looking very smug (behind the tape) and sucking up by pretending he was shocked at what I had done......but I know he wishes he was brave enough. to do it too. Eventually she untangled it and found all the posts I had scattered about and finally left us in peace.
I decided that the following morning was not a good time to repeat as the screaming is too much at those early hours so waited till mid afternoon and pulled down the edge fence, which reinforces the fence to the veg field. It didn't take her as long to sort out and as I hadn't done a Houdini I didn't get in trouble that night...and as i was on a roll i decided to go for the hat trick and pull the electric down that separates the little paddock from us...again there is a fence but 'someone' once leaned over it to eat grass so up went the biting tape....if I could get my hooves on that chappie...LOL
A little more tantruming followed and threats of 'THE PEN' so i thought it best to let it settle for a while before my next record attempt. However I am grabbing hold of posts and the tape at every opportunity when slaves are around (they seem able to stop it biting) just to let them know there will be a next time...does anyone know what 'wired up to the mains' means as i keep hearing references to it? All answers on a postcard please to Harry and Murph's field (and accompanied by a carrot or two).
Meanwhile back to my punishment..................and I thought this was the whole providing of having slaves..........and bringing us food of course. Never mind maybe I will win the poo picking championships too?
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